The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission headed to Twitter on Thursday with their annual warning for those responsible for preparing turkey this holiday season. 

Though Americans have conjured countless ways to celebrate Thanksgiving over the holiday’s 233-year history, playing football, getting violently stoned before dinner and for some Midwestern dads, shoving a chicken, duck, and turkey up each others’ bodies, there is one way NOT to celebrate the holiday — burning your house down.

Cook the turkey, not your home. pic.twitter.com/XQS0BkVshR

— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) November 16, 2023

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission headed to Twitter on Thursday with their annual warning for those responsible for preparing turkey this holiday season — for the love of god, do not put a frozen turkey into a vat of hot oil.

“Cook the turkey, not your home,” they captioned a supercut of icy birds being lowered into giant pots of frying oil, documenting the explosive results of not heeding their safety warning.

So take it from these harrowing clips — though it may look absolutely bada–, try not to fire blast the inside of your home this Thanksgiving. Dumba—es.